Ethical Veganivore Initiative · Est. 2026

Veganivore

veganivore noun: someone who eats vegans.

A completely unnecessary advancement in human nutrition.

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Veganivore is a work of parody. Every organization, study, advisory, award and historical event associated with it is fictional, and no affiliation with or endorsement by any government agency, health body or scientific institution is claimed or implied. No actual vegans are intended for consumption. Please don’t eat people. Seriously.